The Funny Marriage Counseling (Story For Your Mind)


MARRIAGE COUNsELING
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try professional counseling. They had been at each others throat for some time and felt that this was their last straw.
When they arrived at the counselors office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What seems to be the problem?"
Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say. On the other hand, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage. After five, ten, fifteen minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down.
After that, the wife sat there - speechless.
He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had happened.
The counselor spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!"
The husband scratched his head and replied, "Okay, I can have her here by three oclock on Tuesdays and Thursdays."
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THE GENIE
A man and his wife were playing golf. The man tees off and his ball veers way off to the right, breaking the window of a house. The wife says you must go and apologize and pay for the window.
Both the man and his wife walk up to the house, ring the door but no one answers. He opens the door and inside, next to the window he sees a broken vase with his golf ball laying on the floor.
Suddenly a man comes out of a nearby room, the golfer starts to apologize for breaking his window and the vase.

The man inside the house says, "No, dont apologize, I am a genie and have been stuck in that vase for 10,000 years, you have rescued me and I owe you deeply. For helping me I will grant three wishes. I will give you one, your lovely wife one and I would like to keep one for myself."

He asks the man what he wishes for. The man thought a while and said, "I wish for a million dollars."

The genie waves his hand and said, "A million dollars, its yours, it has been deposited into your bank account."

He asks the wife what is her wish. She says, "I wish for a condominium in Hawaii."

The genie waves his hand and says, "A condominium in Hawaii, its yours." The genie continues, "Now it is my turn." He thinks for a while and says, "You know its been 10,000 years since I have had a woman, could I make love to your wife?"

The man thinks for a while and says, "Honey, he gave us a million dollars and a condominium in Hawaii, the least you could do is make love to him."

She agrees and they both go to the back bedroom.

After making passionate love, the woman says, "I cant believe that my husband lets you do this to me."

The genie says, "And I cant believe that your husband still believes in genies."

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